startersofroleplay:

Stupid Shit I’ve Said Starters

  • “@Windows stop. Just stop.”
  • “A literal pa-pa-pa-pa-parade of dongles.”
  • “Ah yes I remember the Appleton pond screams.”
  • “All because of a single fucking dongle in the USB port.”
  • “Eat his ass!”
  • “Everything stops because of a dongle.”
  • “I can’t believe it didn’t update because I had a dongle.”
  • “I dwibble.”
  • “I need his dick in my ass before I go to bed.”
  • “I remember the kangaroo.”
  • “I wanna battle people fight me.”
  • “I wanna put my leg straight but I dunno how.”
  • “I’m gonna go get my pumpkin ass into PJs, I’ll be right back.“
  • “Just call me senpai.”
  • “Laslow and Cancer is my otp.”
  • “My blankets are all jackwagoned and fucked up.”
  • “My leg squeaked.”
  • “My nose has the ASMR.”
  • “Of course you remember dirty chicken punter but not sergeant oats.”
  • “Oh my side did a poppy thing and it didn’t feel good ohh—”
  • “PORT WASHINGTON’S BOOBOOSHAW!!”
  • “Present your asshole to me, bear.”
  • “Serenade my sweet candy ass with those airplane noises.”
  • “Speaking of pizza, I had an omelette today.”
  • “Talk to me about John Wayne Gacy.”
  • “The movie with the basement with the water and dead bodies.”
  • “This isn’t fun when it’s not porn.”
  • “What’s vision?”
  • “Why is there a pony in my dick chocolate search.”
  • “Yes I know the big urinal but—”

A HERO IS AN ORDINARY INDIVIDUAL WHO FINDS

ASK BOX IS WRITING ON SIDE OF CONTAINER.

INDEPENDENT SON GOTEN
from the animanga, DBZ
highly selective / private.
* plays both versions.

THE STRENGTH TO PERSERVERE ANE ENDURE

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IN SPITE OF OVER-WHELMING OBSTACLES

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