stubbornasstantei

HEADLOCKS AND FUCKING WRESTLES

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   ONE MOMENT  THE HALF SAIYAJIN    was  running ahead to chase the  BABY DINOSAURS   that roamed    the infamous mountain  ,    and the next  ,   he found himself  in a headlock   and   into   a  scene   straight  out  of   MR.  SATAN’S   fake   martial  art broadcast.   except this  time  ,   it  was    far  from   fake .         ❝   YUSUKE   !!  h-hey   !!    ❞   he’s struggling  underneath the grip ,   miniature legs flailing about ,   &    phalanges grasping  on the hold.      IT’S BEEN AWHILE  ,  since he’s caught himself in these deathly holds or even  the  WRESTLING     .      .     .     he’s  almost forgotten on how  painful it was to be  dismantled  at  every joint   and  bone.          ❝   IF   I  SAY  UNCLE,  WILL YOU STOP   !!  U-UNCLE   ,   UNCLE  ! !!       ❞

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    ❛   you know, you shouldn’t look so grouchy YUSUKE.  i heard from Trunks that if you keep your face like that a lot , it’ll be stuck like that F O R E V E R and you sure do like to do that   !    that’s probably why my mom calls you a hoodlum : she says you always look like you’re going to fight someone or steal their money.     ❜     he says totally casually ,  as he simply blinks up at the other’s persistent scowl.   JEEZ and here he thought Mr. Vegeta looked freaky with that scary face all the time.    ❛   you should really do some meditating or something :  cause sooner or later , you’ll be scaring everyone away with the face of yours !!   

stubbornasstantei

SUPLEXES YOU ON THE TOP BUNK BED

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              so maybe falling asleep on the delinquent’s lap, and leaving a puddle
              of drool staining his clothing wasn’t the smartest action to do. albeit
              it wasn’t like he had intended to do so, as particularly it was the older
              male’s fault that he had made the half breed miss his nap time. and
              the next thing was expected, but not when he was currently napping,
              for his physique would then be picked up, and was then SUPLEXED
              harshly on the top bunk.  of course, hues snapped open from the 
              sudden abrupt movement, but then momentarily close once more. 
              something like that he would have whined over about, but right now
              he didn’t have quite the energy to be giving a childish tantrum. instead
              he would speak quietly & swiftly in a mumbling tone.  you know
              Yusuke, maybe if you took more naps you wouldn’t be sooooo
               grumpyyyyyy ………  ❜ and he slurs those last words until they were
               cut briefly by loud snoring, and not another word from the hybrid. 

stubbornasstantei:

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Yusuke did put the young saiyan down upon his feet, but he was far from allowing himself to run away as Goten suggested. Judging by the sheer terror donned upon the boy’s features, Yusuke easily deduced that this was no prank or game. He was.. serious. Seeing as how the KI Goten sensed wasn’t spirit energy, Yusuke was blind to the incoming danger.Whoa. Calm down, kid. I’m here so you don’t gotta worry. What? Is he a bully of yours? I’ll wait here for him and kick his ass for you.”

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              no no no no , bad idea  ! of course the half breed knew that
              the delinquent’s power was off the charts and that he was 
              all bite , but when it came to BROLY not even him, trunks ,
              & gohan could put up a decent fight with him .  they scored
              lucky last time as shenron had granted his wish for their dad
              to assist them : the only person that actually ALONE was able
              to bring down the legendary saiyajin once .  hands would tug
              at his pants in a motion for him to just keep going . & for the most 
              part he really didn’t want yusuke to get hurt . ( even if he picks on him )

             ❛it’s cause he thinks i’m my dad that he’s after meand don’t
               do it yusuke , he’s a LEGEND ! my dad is the only one that
               can beat him and he’s in the other world  ! we really need to go !
               please , i don’t want you to get hurt !   

stubbornasstantei:

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Not until you say ‘uncle’!” Exclaimed the delinquent, hands gripping the boy’s ankles tightly as he used his strength and the momentum gathered to swing the boy constantly in a circle. However something about the boy’s warning caused Yusuke to cock a brow. Who the hell is Broly?” He didn’t stop swinging.

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           ❛UNCLE, UNCLE ! NOW PUT ME DOWN AND RUN !❜ & the child
              is now quivering from his prior anxiety of the aforesaid name , praying
              that the delinquent would take his precaution seriously .  He could sense
              his KI getting closer & closer     allowing the formation of tears to begin ,
              and the choking of his voice .  If the pure-blooded Saiyajin was to catch
              a glimpse of him , it was all over .❛He’s the legendary Super Saiyan &
              he’s gonna get me if we don’t ! He’s super dangerous ! ❜ 

stubbornasstantei

I SEE YOU YOU PUNK >[

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                  DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME JERK

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Send me ➵ and I will bold all that applies to your muse.

I would hurt you or use you. | you unsettle me WHEN YOU GIVE ME WEDGIES. | I dislike you or you annoy me SOMETIMES | I would like to get to know you better. | I pity you. | you confuse me. | I feel indifferent towards you. | I would be friends with you. | I would fight by your side. | I would hug you or hold your hand. | I would kiss you. | I would sleep with you. HELLA TO THE SLEEPOVERS | I would lie for you. | I would protect you IF UR NICE | I would fall in love with you. | I would kill for you | I respect you. | you are my family. | I don’t know you. | YOU ARE LIKE A BIG BRO TO ME OKAY | I secretly wish I was COOL AS U 

stubbornasstantei

shut up >:T

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         his whiny screeches just exceeded in volumetears
          flowing down his cheeks from exhaustion . it was about
          the time of twilight & the duo hadn’t stopped once from
          the road to their continuous journey ( which seemed like
          a zillion hours for the half breed ) considering ninety-nine
          percent of the time it consisted of him being TORTURED .
          and in the context of torture , it was that the delinquent wouldn’t
          even STOP to allow the child something to consume to fill up
          his inhuman appetite . oh the horror , oh the pain ! 

            But YUUUUUUUUUUUSUUUKE !  I haven’t eaten in a 
              billion HOURS , & if I don’t eat something I’m gonna eat you ! 
 ”

stubbornasstantei:

naru-uzumaki:

▮ ▒ ๑♨๑ ▒ ▮

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      ❝I wouldn’t need my arms or my legs to kick your ass dattebayo!❞

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Sorry, did you just say ‘Yusuke, come kick my ass!’? Cuz that’s what it sounded like.”

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            Nuh-uh , Naruto could beat you up any day and if you keep
              picking on him , I’m gonna send a KAMEHAMEAHA up your butt
 ”

stubbornasstantei

-BLOWS WEED SMOKE IN YOUR FACE-

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          The half breed blinked repeatedly at the upcoming smoke filtering
          his perception , the inhalation of the cannabis plant’s aroma causing
          him to cough tremendously. WOW. What a big meanie he really was !
          All he ever did was accidentally piss on his shoe once and apparently
          that had initiated WORLD WAR lll with him , considering every single
          time he came upon him , it would always result in the duo inflicting an
          injury on one another or in the teenager’s case , ANNOYING him.
          Nonethelessthe seven year old’s lips would suddenly curl into an 
          abrupt smile , before bending down gently to reach an overly sized
          insect right at the toes of his feet. WELL , since the half demon decided
          to be a meanie again , why not he be one too After all, he was Trunks’
          best friend , he must have at least absorbed some of his behavior.

            You see this huge bug Yusuke ? Good , because if you don’t
              stop picking on me       you might just find a family of them in
              your underwear drawer or maybe in YOUR BED ! They love
              to bite big MEANIES like you , so you better watch out        

                      T͕͕͗͗H͕͕͗͗E͕͕͗͗Y͕͗ ͕͗M͕͕͗͗I͕͕͗͗G͕͕͗͗H͕͕͗͗T͕͗ ͕͗C͕͕͗͗O͕͕͗͗M͕͕͗͗E͕͗ ͕͗F͕͕͗͗O͕͕͗͗R͕͗ ͕͗Y͕͕͗͗O͕͕͗͗U͕͗. ”

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